lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in
someone compliment his hat before he has another nervous breakdown
Ian Stone, Doubting Thomas, oil on linen, 12x16 in, 2023
today we had a guest lecturer at our school tell us about the early history of wrist watches, which was very cool.
of course, what i find very interesting is the Gender Drift - the first wrist watches were more like jewelry, like bracelets, and worn by women. which makes sense, since they were presumably less likely to wear a waistcoat to keep a pocket watch in. many early wristwatches were actually just pocket watches in leather straps, worn by hunters, soldiers, and expedition crewmembers. as it turns out, having a watch easily available on your wrist is VERY useful, use and technology for it made bounds and leaps during WW1 - and because soldiers fighting in war are such brave manly men, the perception of wrist watches shifted to acceptable masculinity. it's interesting to me because NOW watches are like, THE Manly Status Symbol Jewelry Piece.
the reason i'm telling you all this is because i manages to hunt down my favourite vintage newspaper clipping from the lecture powerpoint. let me present to you: WRISTWATCH CHAD
(because of this i have now looked up Dude Etymology. apparently it used to be a synonym for a Fop or a Dandy, an Extremely Well-dressed Man)
hold on, I'm trying to cook
It's called art
2006-2009 Toyota Rav4 (briefly visible in first shot)
2010-2015 Volkswagen Passat
idk what Richard Williams or Margaret French were thinking when they wrote in the script and storyboards for TTATC that Tack was Secretly Hot™ all along but you only find that out after he fixes his posture and half of his clothes get ripped off, but like. I respect it. Plot-relevant yassification.
They were so real for this.
She’s everything. He’s just Roy
I've been working on this project for a while and I think it's time to show them off. These are propaganda/health and safety reminder posters for the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy, an organization that deals with the supernatural in a canon I'm working on. I have some lore I'm working on, but these posters will be the main thing that exists for now. The "sample" watermark is because I would like to sell higher-quality printouts and files in the future.
At this stage I'm looking for feedback. How do they look visually? Could a tagline be punchier? Please please let me know what you think.
her robotic, glacial voice; the blood; the gasps from the crowd; the way her mic hits the ground on beat with the song; its performance at its peak
iconic
she gave unhinged women our rights
i watch this video exactly once a month and it gives me full body asmr
This was fighting for gay rights
We will forever stan
never forget her commentary on this performance:
“The methodology behind what I’ve done is that, when they wanted me to
be sexy, or they wanted me to be pop, I always fuckin’ put some absurd
spin on it that made me feel like I was still in control. So
you know what? If I’m gonna be sexy on the VMAs, and sing about the
paparazzi, I’m going to do it while I’m bleeding to death and reminding
you of what fame did to Marilyn Monroe, the original Norma Jean, and
what it did to Anna Nicole Smith, and what it did to…
Yeah. You know who.”
Masterpiece.
Pls always take baths :P
ALTimage embedded in tweet is a full bin labeled "Free Condoms, Be Safe Today!", with the aro flag on both the label and each of the condom packets, next to a full bin labeled "Free Water Balloons, Have Fun Today!", doing the same thing with the ace flag.
This is in fact a funny joke, but it's worth noting that that condoms are stronger than balloons. I say this as someone who has taken a 3 pound bag of water to the face that did not explode.
scribbles in ace diary: Do not... throw... water dicks... at ppl... unless... you... can cover... their... medical bills....
figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????
year 3000
“daddy, whats this?”
“ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha.”
Taking myself on a silly little walk for my silly little mental health